Careers
We're not hiring. Yet.
There are no open roles right now. The ones below are jokes, so please don't apply to them. When we do hire, we'll read every application in full. Obviously.
Chief "Tell Me About Yourself" Officer
Not a real roleInterviews
Must answer it in under two minutes. We've timed ourselves. We failed.
Senior Resume Whisperer
Not a real roleResumes
5 years' experience in a 2-year-old tool. Just kidding. We read job posts too.
Placement Season Survivor
Not a real roleInstitutions
Can say "ok sir" in 312 WhatsApp groups at once.
Head of Circling Back
Not a real roleCompanies
The only role here that will actually circle back. :-)